Oh, bloody hell! An American woman met a British chap in England and fell in love. Now they're together in the U.S., but he's going home soon. What's a lovesick Yank to do?

A jealous woman is so in love, and it's a beautiful thing. Should she slash her boyfriend's ex's tires?

Hear three tales of women on the verge of cheating. Hear Dan's wildly inconsistent advice.

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