Cock blocked! A man's friend did his best to steal the girl. How can the caller tell his "buddy" to get lost? 

Can Dan Savage prevent a potentially disastrous three-way from occurring? 

A man ruined his chances with a lovely lady by getting a little too drunk and getting a little too gropey. How can he get a second chance to show her the "real" him? 

Call us and show us the real you. 

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Gays! Thank your straight comrade right here: http://straightupthanks.tumblr.com. By the way, we're blushing terribly…

And we couldn't help but notice that Dan's tears dropped to the table, burned through the table, then through the floor, and through all 23 floors here at the Washington Mutual building. Weird. We never knew.