Happy New Year, perverts.
On this week's episode, a medical fetishist's maiden voyage, an S&M player with small-town troubles, new lovers who feel terribly awkward that they were once friends. Plus, a caller profusely thanks Dan Savage for breaking up her marriage, a man is too scared of venereal disease to kiss his lady, and more.
May 2008 be the year of great sex for you.
But if it isn't, call:
Our opening "Sexcess" story should flood all you postpartum parents with optimism.
A married straight couple have an arrangement where she can go outside the relationship, and he remains monogamous to her. All good. But she wants to tell everyone about it, and he wants to keep it under wraps. Who wins?
On the Magnum, meet the elite proctolog...Read More
Sometimes the "happy ending" in an erotic massage can go both ways. Our caller enjoyed orally pleasuring his masseuse so much that he wants to continue the relationship outside the parlor. What is the proper etiquette in asking out an erotic massage practitioner? (Sorry LMTs! We know you don't want to hear ANY of this...)
A married woman discove...Read More
Dan! Dan! My dildos melted together in the drawer! Horrifically, this is not uncommon if you buy cheap-ass sex toys.
A gay man is establishing a potentially great friends-with-benefits relationship. The problem? The guy won't stop sending him stupid little memes all the damn day long. How can our caller put an end to this childish behavior?