A straight man is into pre-op transwomen in an odd way. He wants nothing to do with their penises, but just likes knowing they're there.
In another penis obsessed call, a man with big 'un is dismayed when a lady fails to swoon at the sight of his flaccid dong. Doesn't she know about showers vs. growers?!
On the Magnum, Dan welcomes RIVAL advice columnist Minda Honey from Leo Weekly in Kentucky. They discuss the etiquette of what one does when a fellow dominatrix basically STEALS your financial sub right out from under you. Beeeeyotch!
Also Dan will help you to master the art of deep throating in these quick easy steps.