A woman’s roommate up and left without notice, leaving behind some expenses in the care of her sick, aged cat. Dan gets in full Judge Judy drag to help arbitrate this rather mundane dispute.
Meanwhile, a lesbian wants her butt-plug back! She lent it to her girlfriend and then they broke up. Although things are friendly, should the caller make that awkward ask?
Don’t you just love horses? Enough said.
On the Magnum, Dan chats with porn star Bailey Jay about the pleasures and perils of sharing photos and camming.
Be careful out there, people.