"Dan? If someone sticks a lollypop in my vagina, will I get a yeast infection?" Sincerely, the very first caller.
A married woman was horrified to discover raunchy pics of her husband's first cousin on his phone. Would this horrify you?
On the Magnum, did you know that you can find instructions for a home abortion...in the Bible?! Well you can, and Dan's guest, the blogger Jesse Cramer tells us all about it.
Also, a VERY WOKE man, who ALWAYS OBTAINS CONSENT, because he VERY MUCH CARES ABOUT WOMEN, doesn't understand why his latest girl is giving him the cold shoulder.