This week Dan advises a future Lutheran pastor on how to get over his ex-girlfriend already.

There's a fellow with an awesome Chicago accent who points out that all these nice straight guys who proclaim that they refuse to marry until the Gays can marry MIGHT just have cold feet...

A young man in Catholic school thinks that bigots should be fed knuckle sandwiches.

What do YOU think the bruises are on this man's penis?

And finally, a lad calls all the way from Australia to proclaim his attraction to uncircumcised penises. But he calls them "doodles." Because he's from Australia.

Can we have some ladies please? Call 206-201-2720 and let your female problems be solved!