"Dan? If someone sticks a lollypop in my vagina, will I get a yeast infection?" Sincerely, the very first caller.
A married woman was horrified to discover raunchy pics of her husband's first cousin on his phone. Would this horrify you?
On the Magnum, did you know that you can find instructions for a home abortion...in the Bible?! Well you can, and Dan's guest, the blogger Jesse Cramer tells us all about it.
Also, a VERY WOKE man, who ALWAYS OBTAINS CONSENT, because he VERY MUCH CARES ABOUT WOMEN, doesn't understand why his latest girl is giving him the cold shoulder.
Thongs! They are so sexy! But when used as a face mask at the hardware store, what then?
A woman has been dating a guy for a few months. He has one of those giant penises you have heard about. So there's that. But he is also saying some troubling, racist and sexist things. So. Should she continue to see the big dick with a big dick?
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Oh Jesus Mary and Joseph, our opening sex during quarantine story is scorching hot this week, hoo boy.
A woman is working from home with her boyfriend. He sets up his computer monitors with one screen always playing Twtich streams with young blonde hotties. Is the caller allowed to be annoyed by this?
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At a business meeting, an older, sophisticated gay man gave a presentation with a couple buttons of his jeans undone. Was he sending a message? If so, what?
A woman has noticed that men are now wearing wedding rings on BOTH hands. Are they sending a message? If so, what?
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