"Dan? If someone sticks a lollypop in my vagina, will I get a yeast infection?" Sincerely, the very first caller.
A married woman was horrified to discover raunchy pics of her husband's first cousin on his phone. Would this horrify you?
On the Magnum, did you know that you can find instructions for a home abortion...in the Bible?! Well you can, and Dan's guest, the blogger Jesse Cramer tells us all about it.
Also, a VERY WOKE man, who ALWAYS OBTAINS CONSENT, because he VERY MUCH CARES ABOUT WOMEN, doesn't understand why his latest girl is giving him the cold shoulder.
Look at her. She's only a lesbian when she's drunk! Why does she dream of a white picket fence with her loving wife by her side but only when she's had 5 whisky sours?
A woman is planning to marry prince charming. He is so wonderful in every way. Except...when he wants sex he grabs her head and pulls it down to his crotch. Is this just how men ...Read More
A man often yawns soon after coming. He has to convince his partners that he's not bored.
A dutiful father worries that when he drops his used come-rag in the laundry along with his kids' clothes that his sperm is getting spread around the innocent garments. "Does the come actually exit the washing machine?" asks this anxious father. "Does it ...Read More
A woman has been dating her older boyfriend for 6 years, and she still hasn't met his kids. Does she have grounds for righteous indignation here?
A woman and her boyfriend are considering bringing in another man for a threeway. How can they proceed with caution?
On the Magnum version of the show, Dan chats with comedian Kate Willett about dat...Read More