Here are just some of the problems afflicting the people all around you:

He'd rather watch pornography than have sex with a 20 year old lady!

She's got an enraged urethra, and her doctor won't talk to her about sex!

His boyfriend is ready to settle down. He just wants to party.

He's calling for a boycott of Chevrolet!

A black woman strikes back.

He's 18 and can't cum like he used to.

You have problems too you know. Call 206-201-2720 and tell Danny all about it.